I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Randomize
