Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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