You're so nebulous sometimes
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
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