im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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