i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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