he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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