She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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