Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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