What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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