He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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