What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I am available for nakedness
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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