my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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