bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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