I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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