idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
