You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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