I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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