I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Dignity is for republicans.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
