Your tits are I can't wait for
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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