do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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