.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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