you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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