But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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