Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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