we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Randomize
