Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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