I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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