I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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