i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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