I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
