I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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