pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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