id be glad to
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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