So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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