yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
