She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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