pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize
