D3 body, D1 cock
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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