Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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