so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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