either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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