we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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