so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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