Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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