when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Your tits are I can't wait for
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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