That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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