it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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