I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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