I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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