You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
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