I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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