Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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