; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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