Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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